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Game best played at McDonald'd drive thru. It is the hope that when waiting in a crazy long line at a drive-thru that isn't moving AT ALL that they'll at least have fresh fries.
Today I was at Micky D's and the line wasn't moving at all. At least I was next in line. Turns out I hit the frenchfry lottery. SCORE!
Today at Burger King the line wrapped all the way around the building. I swear the line wasn't moving at all. I hit the frenchfry lotto, but somehow it still isn't as good as Micky D's.
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This term describes a situation when something expected to happens happens with an unexpected level of satisfaction. The term derives from the moment when a man unclips the bra of his partner to see her breasts for the very first time.
I studied a lot before the exam, but the questions were already so easy... I am a winner in the bra lottery.
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when someone dies by an accident or by their own doing but not by murder. the idea is they no longer have to worry about paying bills or get up for another grueling day at work they 'won the lottery'
Hey remmeber sunch and such? yeah he won the lottery last week when he hit a light pole.
20 people won the lottery when the bus where were traveling in burst in flames.
such and such won the lottery last week, they said the wound got too infected.
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White Person Lottery (WPL) is a term used to describe the immense luck a (white) person has when they obtain a large amount of money or property that they never could have earned on their own. In most cases this is through inheritance, but it can also occur through marriage. The term has a very natural sound to it and is used regularly on reddit and other popular internet blogs to describe generally very ungrateful people who are depressed for no obvious reason despite being incredibly lucky to be where they are in life. The natural offshoots of this term are MPL (Mexican Person Lottery), APL (Asian Person Lottery) and BPL (Black Person Lottery).
Guy 1: Why do you think she behaves like that all the time?
Guy 2: Classic example of a White Person Lottery winner. People who have won it have a hard time imagining that others have not won it too.
Guy 1: I feel so lucky to be an American!
Guy 2: You would feel even luckier being a White Person Lottery winner from Iceland with free university and a warm, million dollar house to relax in.
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A lottery minigame in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door that turns out to be a scam. Rather than operating off of luck, the system determines which day you win based on the number of days you bought the ticket. To get a shot at jackpot, you have to wait 335 -395 days to take a chance. Sure, you can speed up the process a bit by changing the GameCube's system clock forward, but turning the clock back rewards you a 500 coin penalty.
Kyle: Yo, are you going to play Happy Lucky Lottery?
Chris: No, it's a scam.
Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.
I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.
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when everything that is in your life has turned to shit, congratulations! you've won fuck you lottery!
it is the only lottery that you are guaranteed to win.
jon, just won fuck you lottery yesterday when he wrecked his car, found his girlfriend banging another guy before he was going to announce that he was diagnosed with brain cancer.
(he would of told his parents but they eaten by a bear earlier that morning while camping)
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