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What you do in life when you have no other choices.
“You have three options in life: give up, try again, or call Luigi.”
a fast version of luigi....why you even reading this...
The act of someone in a green shirt and hat with blue overalls creating the world. This theory is created by Sr. Luigi in the 1970s by the Nintendo company.
Are you aware that Luigi created the earth according to the Luigi Theorem?
You fill a condom with a can of spagetti, freeze it, then use it to pleasure your significant other.
Jim tonight I'm finally going to give her the ol' Frosty Luigi
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A book in Paper Mario 2. 5 volumes, detailing the story on how Luigi saved Princess Eclair from the Chestnut King
"MAN! How can you NOT own All 5 volumes of Super Luigi?!"
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When player one in any game (video, board, bar, drinking, or otherwise) is asked to take over for player two for any reason, and he/she just can not find the focus or concentration that they would normally exert for their turn. Usually leading to player two getting a premature gameover or a very low score.
"Hey, I gotta run into town real quick and pick up the pizza. You want to go ahead and play my guy for me until I get back?"
"Sure..."
LATER
"Pizzas here!! Is it my turn?"
"Yeah...sorry dude, you got a game over."
"What the F**K!?! I was doing awesome!"
"Yeah, I don't know what happened. I think I'm suffering from Luigi Syndrome a little bit.
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A phrase often uttered in response to something to which you didn't know how to respond; A phrase so nonsensical it immediately wins any argument and bests other nonsense, causing all forms of argument and nonsense to cease due to extreme confusion on everybody's part.
(Please note that there have been rare occasions in which a person who hears 'penis luigi' responds as if it made complete sense, and even agrees with it. This could be due to levels of confusion so high that a brain lesion occurs, causing the hearer to go into a fit of temporary insanity.
Also note that 'penis luigi' seems to have little to no effect on insane persons in general.)
"You're an idiot, skrulls are fucking awesome!"
"Penis luigi."
or
"My hair is a bird. Your argument is--"
"Penis luigi."
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