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a variation of the alaskan pipeline, the Fairbanks Lunchbox is the act of shitting in an unused or used condom (depending on preference), inserting a popsicle stick into the open end of the condom, and then placing it in the freezer. Once frozen, carefully remove the condom for optimal taste, then place the frozen fudge-sickle in the unsuspecting victim's lunchbox. Finally, be sure to witness the unveiling of the final product, and how the victim sinks his teeth into the first bite in anticipation of the sweet, chocolate taste, ultimately to much dismay. Estimated preparation time: 45 minutes
Now that fool is gonna get the Fairbanks Lunchbox for what he's done.
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A very very hairy lady-area. Often large, and brown in colour.
"I was going to perform intercourse unto Tarry, until I discovered she has a Monkey Lunchbox!"
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The dirty lunchbox is an act in which one participates in the lunging of large fruit such as whole pineapples, pumpkins, or watermelons and jamming them with much force and stamina into ones partners anal hole. Once you have jammed the fruit as far as you could into the anal hole you leave it in there and have sex with the girl. Once she can no longer take it you take you dick from the vagina and insert in in the asshole and drop your load on the fruit. You are left with a bloody, cummy mess you unback your lunch and feed it to the girl. Once she has finished it all you smack her across the face and you say you forgot to pray before eating your lunch and she must now receive dirty communion.
Your mother forgot to pack a lunch today for work, don't worry I was nice enough to give her a dirty lunchbox, trust me I don't think she be wanting to eat for a while.
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A serious problem often discussed at lunch. Hence, lunchbox. Often times a sad tragic tale. Hence tragedy. Example: Loss of a loved one (see Kurt Cobain)
Kurt Cobain's death was a lunchbox tragedy.
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when there are a group of people passing around a weed-smoking device. ie: blunt, bowl, ect. a person who waits too long before hitting it and just sits and STALLS while everyone just wants them to freakin puff and pass, is "lunchboxing." they are a "lunchboxer."
"Dude, you're lunchboxing! Just pass that motha!"
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the ugliest thing known alive. A cross between a man and a woman; a big hairy beast. see jay warren's manfriend.
hey lunchbox! Shut the fuck up, ur grossin everyone out, go back and hide in your corner!
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Someone so cute you want to put them in your lunchbox between your thermos and your p&j sandwich.
"That guy Jimmy is so adorable I could just eat him up...total lunchbox cutie."
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