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I think he was actually very interesting. Yeah, he was kind of a racist at first, but he realized that was wrong. He was a hell of a community leader, and a good husband. He was a leader of the nation of Islam, and I think he was murdered by Farrakhan. If he had lived to see Hurricane Katrina and Iraq, he would have died anyway though.
Malcolm X was also a good movie.
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Author of several bestselling books that manage to turn a wide range of fascinating subjects into vacuous nonsense that is easily marketable to the general public.
I wish Malcolm Gladwell had just stuck to writing for the New Yorker because his essays can be cool but reading his books is like being five years old and getting talked down to by an arrogant adult who's in way over his head and thinks you're too dumb to recognize that fact.
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Malcolm Gladwell is a genius at branding and self-marketing, much like the equally shallow and misguided Tom Friedman.
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An Irish Gangster who is a mad crazy fencer.
I wish I could be as translucent as Malcolm Conley!
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Manager of the Sex Pistols. Dick.
Dumbarse: Man, I watched "The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle", that was awesome. Malcolm McLaren is the shit.
REAL fan: Dude, you suck.
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29th and current Prime Minister of the Commonwealth of Australia.
Affectionately referred to by his adoring party members north of 50 in the most serious of circumstances as: Malcolm Turncoat, or some other clever variation thereof.
Rather large fan of pontificating and gesturing dramatically either barefisted or with his trendy glasses held aloft in an attempt to enthuse people poorer than himself as to the merits of a government agenda he himself does not believe which is largely pushed upon him by a rabid right-wing caucus under the firm command of the insurgent former Prime Minister and standard bearer for those who like their onions just a little too raw, Tony Abbott.
Lives in Wentworth, Sydney.
Likes Kayaking, his wife (hopefully), and his three Dalmatian-poodle-shiatsu crosses, Mo-Mo, Puddles, and HRH Richard the III.
You, generally ignorant of the inner workings of the Government of Australia: "Oh man, how's the PM Kevin Rudd going?"
Your cluey friend: "Oh Julia Gillard stabbed him in the back and took his job."
You: "Oh, how's she doing as PM?"
Friend: "Oh, Kevin Rudd stabbed her in the back and took her job."
You: "Oh, well how's he doing as PM then?"
Friend: "Dunno, Tony Abbott took his job."
You: "Ah shit, how's my main man Abbott doing as PM?"
Friend: "Dunno, Malcolm Turnbull stabbed him in the back and took his job."
You: "Well... shit."
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When a man makes out with a girl after she had just finished performing the act of fellatio on a different man. The man receiving the blowjob tends to be Mexican and disgusting.
Guy 1: Dude! I made out with a hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Yah, too bad she sucked my dick right before that. she totally gave you the Mighty Malcolm bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit..
Guy 2: How's my semen taste faggot?
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