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The act of wrapping the male genitalia with rice and seaweed and eating it off, resembling sushi.
I feel like sushi, but I'm horny. Imma go get me a Friedman.
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A length of time nominally lasting six months.
The phrase is used to mock New York Times columnist Tom Friedman, who has repeatedly stated that (paraphrase) "the next six months in Iraq should determine the outcome of the US operation there." Fair.org shows Friedman making statements to that effect in Nov 03, Jun 04, Oct 04, Nov 04, Sep 05, etc.
I should graduate in just under two or three Friedmans.
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A form of diarrhea expelled in amounts exceeding 3 liters usually a speed nearing 45 miles per hour while making a sound similar a hot air baloon being hit by a spinning saw blade. Most cases of this take place in a bathtub.
I just completely had a Friedman in that bathtub
If you keep eating like that you are going to have a Friedman
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A guy who calls his friends homos to hide his own questionable "preferences"
That kid can be such a Friedman, I doubt girls even turn him on! ROFLMAO!
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A political ideology centered around limiting government spending and an emphasis on a free market.
I'm a supporter of Friedmanism
The act of wearing a shirt while engaging in water sports/activities
Did you see Jay out there on that jet ski, he's totally friedmaning it.
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A semi-consensual sexual practice in which one partner forces his penis down the other's throat, causing her to vomit. While she is vomiting, the first partner turns her over and forces himself upon her anus with his participle (aka buttrapes her).
"Yo dude, I totally pulled the Friedman on Claire last night. Surprisingly, she was okay with it... It was hard to clean up, but it was worth it."
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