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When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red matter.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
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the most powerful spell of Chrono Trigger's Magus.
Dark Matter can cause a ton of destruction to your enemies...use it wisely!
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When someone speaks, acts or performs around others in a way that assumes the other people already know the basics. This can be fine for all parties involved, but it can also be considered rude, depending on what the subject matter is and who's receiving it.
A friend invites you over for dinner with his family. During dinner, the relatives start talking endlessly about Mortimer's problems. You keep thinking: "Who the fuck is Mortimer?" and no one at the table has the courtesy to explain to you who Mortimer is. The family was speaking "matter of factly" about some loser named Mortimer.
Snottrah: Do you want to come back over for dinner?
Perphenalia: Nah. Last time I was there everyone started talking matter-of-factly about some prick named Mortimer and I sat there like an idiot.
Snottrah: Oh, sorry. Mortimer's my meth addict uncle. We disowned him a couple of years back for holding himself at gunpoint and carjacking his own car.
Why is the professor talking so matter-of-factly about That's because you missed the first two classes, genius.
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Like #NoExcuses is a movement made in 2020 to help boys and men be more expressive about their emotions and clothing.
For years, boys and men have been discriminated against for being themselves, so Femboys Matter.
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matter that isn't
anti-matter is just matter that's not
A phrase that is usually used when someone asks for something or do something and think they actually accomplished something in life.
Guy 1: I just got a load of kills in fortnite.
Guy 2: IT DO NOT MATTER