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a mess that offends all senses
Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.
The aftermath of a man's orgasm will "make a mess" if it is not contained by a condom, a mouth, a vagina, or an anus. In other words, it is allowed to spray and land either on the man or on his partner or partners or on the sheets or the floor or anywhere else.
My girlfriend never wants me to make a mess, even when I am masterbating around her. When I masterbate, I have to call her over when I am ready and she has me cum in her mouth after which she swallows so I don't make a mess.
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A girl who looks confident and gorgeous on the outside..but on the inside she has self hate, depression, anger. Girls like this usually when get drunk they cry, get mad, and make mistakes. Usually caused by men or other life events that has fucked them up mentally and physically.
"wow.. she pretty..but has a lot of messed up feelings and acts horrible at times; shes a beautiful mess"
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to kiss, makeout,feel up, kiss neck, etc
leads to whatever you want
mike and dave mess around at the park
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When you shit, cum and piss in a blanket and wrap the female in it making her look like she is covered in cake mix
My girl was being bare cheeky so I decided to get kinky and I did a cakey mess
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1) unjust, lacking fairness, unfortunate
2) describes a situation where someone purposefully does something to complicate the life of someone else
3) in ruins
1) "You're mom won't let you go out of state for college? That's messed up."
2) "You told the teacher that I did it? That's messed up."
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A term used to describe one who has fallen from the Mormon religion and has transformed into a binge-drinking, womanizing heathen. Also a phoenetical expansion of the well-known abbreviation: Worst Mormon Ever. abbreviation W.M.E.
Joseph is a Whammy Mess.
That Whammy Mess is a marathon-running, red-bull drinking, grinding machine.
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