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Wow that guy is a modern waffle. hes been with five girls this week.
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An euphemism for progressive audience in entertainment. Usually used when talking about Hollywood or West game development.
Did you see the new Saints Row reboot? The devs said it caters to modern sensibilities and will appeal to a modern audience hence neutering everything the series stood for. What an awesome idea!
Narrator in Morgan Freeman voice: The game flopped.
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Music from 2014 to now also it sucks
OLD MUSIC RULES
Modern music sucks
in philosophy: what you end up if you think about things too much.
damn i've arrived at post modernism, looks like there isn't a way in which i can verify moral truth.
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Any time after the creation of Spongebob SquarePants.
David: Hey, don't you remember how awesome Rocket Power was?
Patrick: Rocket Power?? That isn't even important because it was before Modern Times.
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A modern nerd is someone that gets obsessively nerdy about things like technology and startups, but is also an athlete and social influencer.
He/she is an athlete on the outside but an introvert dedicated to lifelong learning on the inside.
Boom - That's a modern nerd!
*after he dunks on someone... "oh, you thought I was an old-school nerd? Nah bruh... modern nerd!"
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My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.
Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.
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