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Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.
Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.
Person: You are one sick fuck.
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Role playing while molesting; most commonly associated with molesters who have an affinity for foxes.
Joe was role-molested by a molester who really liked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
The police found the suspect role-molesting in an Oompa Loompa costume.
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A sick individual that preys on super young children by touching and or molesting too receive sexual pleasure Charlie W. Peshoff is one of these child molesters and Dana M Holshouser-Penrod, Shelby M Penrod, James R Penrod, Megan J Penrod, Dakota J Penrod all support this child molester which that makes them one as well. They should all rot in hell and will.
He’s a child molester but I love him because he gives me his paycheck and I can’t survive without someone else’s money I’d never make it on my own I don’t know how to work he loves me and my kids he sometimes feels a little too much on my daughter but I wouldn’t let it get to far he knows that as long as I’m getting money I’m happy and so are my kids.
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A man who molests little boys and girls; In order to be called "The chester Molester" you must live in a town called Chester
Otherwise you are just Chester The Molester
Run away! The Chester Molester is going to get me!
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A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.
"Hey, did you hear Lester the Molester said he needed more 2 x 6's from the big barn?"
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Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."
".... "
^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
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