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A 2017 animated movie based entirely on a fictuous plot revolving around emojis. Emojis are pictographs used in text to represent an idea or the mood of the text's subject (i.e. "I can't believe they would make a movie based on emojis 🙄").
The Emoji Movie's plot is about an emoji named Gene who can make multiple expressions. He lives inside of a teenager's phone, and one day, the teenager gets texted by his crush. Alex, the teenager, decides to send an emoji back. Gene is called on to do the job, he screws up, and gets the emoji police after him.
So basically he meets this emoji named Hi-5, who used to be popular, but now isn't, for obvious reasons. Hi-5 takes him to this hacker girl who can take to the cloud (which I still don't know because I never watched the movie and just read it on Wikipedia instead) to be fixed. The hacker's name is Jailbreak, and she turns out to be your average badass heroine cliché.
The trio goes around, explores and screws up some apps in Alex's phone, Gene and Jailbreak end up falling in love because emojis can apparently have hormones too, crap happens, and there's this ultimate showdown which I don't really care about. They win, have a happy reunion-celebration-whatever, because everything has to work out in movies (see: The Fault In Our Stars). The end!
Also I'm pretty sure no one cares about Alex and his crush so I'll just leave that out
The Emoji Movie's concept seems rather... ridiculous. I'd rather watch a movie based on Siri.
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Like the Channel; A Place For Battered Women
The movies are the best, low-budget, D-list actors, Real "teen" issues
The movies are kind of Troma Production like in their crude low-budget manners.
The movies have really bad plots that are easy to laugh at and make fun of.
Such as; She's Too Young- a whole Junior High gets syphilis from giving'receiving oral
Cyber Seduction-A "typical" teen gets addicted to internet porn (the breaking point for the parents was not the thousands of dollars their son was spending on porn, but when he got kicked of the swim team because he was too busy masturbating.
you can rent these movies too, or just watch them on LIfetime, because they are always on.
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Adult movies (porn) is used to watch and masterbate to
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The modern-day interpretation of a B Movie:
1) A film, almost always rated NR, that is so awful that one can assume that it went straight to Netflix. While a B Movie can often be appreciated for its value as a cult classic, N Movie nights can be grueling to endure due to the sheer lack of funding and effort put into the movies' production.
2) A blatant knock-off of a movie that is currently too popular or high in demand to be added to Instant Watch.
1) I tried to find your favorite N Movie for your birthday, but it wasn't even released on DVD!
2) "Paranormal Entity" might just be my favorite N-Movie, though "Chop Kick Panda" is a close second.
When an actor gains weight after shooting a film. Or, when anyone who was originally in good shape has gotten fat.
That Daniel Baldwin looks like he's between movies these days.
Man, my boss John is looking so between movies right now.
A way to describe a movie that's somewhere between bad and so bad it's good. Just interesting enough for you to finish watching to see how it plays out, even though you know what to expect; like picking a scab.
"So I watched Revenge of the Sith last night"
"Oh really? What did you think of it?"
"Eh, I guess it was alright. Bit of a Scab Movie, if you ask me."
A person who is inexperienced with movies.
Have you seen Practical Magic?
No...
Oh my god, you're a movie virgin!