Muffin

an affectionate name for a friend or S.O similar to "babe"

hey muffin
how's my muffin today
muffin so good to see you!

muffin

Another way of saying a male genitals; censored version; slang/code for whenever you need to say the word

-"Omg, I heard that this person's muffin is huge!"
-"really? I heard his muffin was really tiny!"

Muffin

What a defender yells when you fuck up an easy ass shot

Attacker:*misses easiest shot ever*
Defender: MUFFIN!!

Muffin

The worst insult and can be used to describe a pussy or dumbass.

*Gets raped*
"Get the fuck off me you Muffin!"

muffinizer

A muffinizer is anyone who knows how to get down and party. The word originated in Chico from various sophomores in college at parties. If you are a muffinizer, you can dance, drink, and socialize well.

"Lets invite Stuart to our party, he is a really muffinizer"

muffin

a hot hippie chick

the lawn at the show was full of muffins

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Muffin

|verb|
When a giant fart (the muffin) is released from the oven (your butt) and served in a tray (your cupped hand) and served to friends, family, and co workers.

**Warning** Don't over cook the muffin or it may contain chocolate chips (not pleasent)

Dude 1: hey what's up man?

Dude 2: not much just bakin a muffin.

Dude 1: What?

(muffin is served)

Dude 1: Omg WTF did that shit have chocolate chips!!!!

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