June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Sex Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.
Honey, today is National Sex Day! Let's fuck!!!
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Everyday. Everyday is homie day.
Girlfriend: why can't we hang out today
Me: it's National homie day
Girlfriend: when isn't it national homie day
Me: never. Everyday is national homie day
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National Samantha Day is when all the Samanthas of the world can ban together and form an army. Kiss all the Samanthas you can for they are a rare species.
I dont care if shes got a boyfriend, Its national Samantha day
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national finger a pussy Fingering a guy or girl on April 15
Are you ready to finger some pussy itβs April 15th! Itβs National Finger Day
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On May 10th everybody wears their versions of Drip and whoever gains the most clout from their drip becomes the Drip God .
Antonio: Bro what you wearing next friday?
Jam: Bro Its National Drip Day ima light em up
A holiday celebrated every 3rd Thursday of October to show appreciation for Otters.
Otters really need more appreciation man.
Bro they have a day. National otter day