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A police officer who poses as a young person (usually female) on the internet to entrap pervs looking to hook up.
"How'd I know the 13 YO was a perve cop? They busted me for just wanting to be her friend."
Perv patrol is the act of a senior citizen stalking your closest Walmart for girls or driving around your local cumbys creeping on the local tail..
Boney was out on perv patrol again I ran into him at cumbys ..
Someone who seaches Urbandictionary for dirty or otherwise foul words and definitions, to use in everyday conversations.
Jim: "I'm telling your man that chick was into some freaky stuff, she begged for cleavland steamers, golden showers, and dirty sanchezes."
Todd: "I never heard of those things, in my life! What are they?"
Jim: "Just go to urbandictionary and search some definitions, broaden your urban vocabulary!"
Jake: "God, ever since you've found that site you use those words in place of actual English, you freaking urb perv."
Girl-Perv
-noun
1. A female who constantly references sexual or perverted subject matter in formal, polite and casual conversation.
2. A female whose licentious behaviors suggest a certain inherent and distorted or impure sensuality.
Girl-Perving
-verb
1. The act of a female parading and/or exhibiting her sexuality publicly whether by physical depravities, verbal sexuality or generally overtly suggestive or socially inappropriate behavior.
2. The deviation of a female from accepted sexual practices.
Girl-Pervish
-adjective
1. to possess the attributes of a girl-perv.
Gril-Pervishly
-adverb
1. To behave in a girl-perv like manner.
God damn, the botch is a girl-perv she’s petite modeling shirtless down the H .
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The first mustache on a young man, or the one and only mustache on a creeper.
"Look at that greasy Perve Stache on the man. He must be a pedofile!"
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1. Someone that has perverted (sexual) agendas or interest towards their friends.
2. To friend perv is to engange in friend pervish activity.
You're SUCH a friend perv.
I'm so ashamed, I spent the weekend friend perving.
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A thin gold chain worn around a person's neck, who is usually wearing an unbuttoned polo, without an undershirt. Often seen on overweight men.
"Dude, look at that fat guy. He's wearin' a perv chain. What a douche."
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