Northern Elitist

1. A person from the northern United States, who tends to believe everyone from the south is uneducated, or a redneck.

2. Someone from the northern United States, who is bigoted towards all from the south, to the point where he believes them to be less evolved.

3. Someone who refuses to believe someone from the southern United States can be intelligent.

As John walked down the streets of his hometown Chicago, he looked down and realized his watch battery had died. He asks the next person walking for the time, and starts a conversation with him, in which they discuss scientific theory, and eventually John asks him where he is from, Fred replies, Memphis, Tennessee. John, being a Northern Elitist, even though just moments earlier regarding him as an intelligent individual, now completely changes his opinion of Fred simply because he is from the south. John is a bigot, towards southern people.

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Northern Exposure

The act of ejaculating in your hand, and then slapping a girl in the face.

First I dropped her panties and prepared to give her Southern Justice, but then I had a change of heart and went with Northern Exposure.

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Northern Virginia

a pink furry palace of oversheltered rich kids, and a place that just isn`t as genuine as southern virginia.

i think i`m better than you becuase my daddy bought me a beamer and i live in fairfax, Northern Virginia.

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Northern Virginia

A used-to-be Southern place.

Northern Vriginia used to be cultured and refined and genteel like the rest of Virginia and the South. Now its a bland, vanilla milkshake yuppyized Starbucks fragment of what it used to be. Northern Virginia used to look to RICHMOND- NOT D.C. as its cultural reference points. In the last 30 years or so, it has become a cultural void full of NEW MONEYED tranpslants who lack culture of any kind and who are ashamed to be Virginians. As well they should be, because they lack the grace and genteelity that once was Northern Virginia !

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Northern Virginia

should be emancipated from the state for the simple fact that they take away from the southern hospitality and charm the rest of Virginia has to offer; population comprised of generally prickish attitudes regarding people from anywhere else which is supported by the fact that most of them have never been south of Stafford County. You can point them out by their general condescending demeanor, when the truth be told, they probably, as a whole, have less money than their southern counterparts.

Dick: Hey Jane, would you like to accompany me on a shopping trip to Northern Virginia?
Jane: Absolutely not Dick, I'd rather ride through the back roads of southern Virginia admiring my Daddy's prize tobacco crop and then roll around in 100 dollar bills for the rest of the afternoon!
Dick: Sounds splendid, Jane!

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northern lights

A pure indica strain of marijuana that was origannally grown in holland. Northern lights is a darker green with clear crystals and usually has orange hairs. Now northern lights is often used as a hybrid with strains that are primarilly sativa. Pure northern lights tastes and smells piney. It gives a couchlock or knockout high.

Northern Lights is almost always grown indoors.

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northern monkey

derogatory nickname for a person of northern extraction, usually coined by a SAVNA or a SOUTHERN SOFTY who can't live up to the fact that the north has a better standard of person.

I've been thrashed at pool by that NORTHERN MONKEY

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