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The M.A.C. System

The M.A.C. System refers to a remarkably simple system that every male puts into effect at one time or another. The M.A.C. stands for:

M-Move in
A-After
C-Completion

In short, once one of your friends is done or broken up with a girl, you silently move in to support the girl in her time of dire need. Crushed and heartbroken, the girl will talk incessantly, but will eventually open up sexually. It can be noted that this system requires almost minimal effort and simply nodding and listening works, combined with a few hugs.

The M.A.C. System was made popular by Mac, a fictional character from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. His system is highly underrated and deserves as much attention as the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

Example #1

Dennis: "What is this swooping in business?"

Mac: "Oh that's my system,The MAC: Move in After Completion. I wait til you're done with them and then I swoop in, give them a shoulder to cry on, then we hump."

Dennis: "You've been humping these girls after I'm done with them?"

Mac: "Oh yeah dude! I'm swimming in your wake."

Example #2

Robert: "Hey, Charlie, you get laid this weekend?"

Charlie: "Yeah, Mike broke up with Holly on Thursday so I used The M.A.C. System on her and we made sweet, passionate love."

Robert: "No kidding? Bump it."

by Brocker V December 7, 2009

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the buddy system

A system used between two or more men to help aid them in the event they are caught in an uncomfortable member of the opposite sex, particularly an unattractive and/or obese female during a party situation. When utilizing this system, the male victim will shout out "BUDDY!" and in turn the nearest member(s) of the buddy chain will come to his rescue.

Nasty party slut: Wanna get out of here?
Victim: Uh, well see...(looking around) uh, BUDDY!
Friend/Wingman (shuffles over to the rescue): So, uh John, you left your laundry downstairs. Oh, then we're up for beer pong. LETS GO.
Victim: Wow thanks man...the buddy system never fails. Did you see her snaggletooth?

by Strella January 23, 2006

63πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


love system

A combination of steps, methods, and routine patterns formulated to achieve the specific goal of a establishing and maintaining a hot, passionate, fulfilling love relationship. The love system is 'whole' consisting of interrelated and interdependent elements which continually influence one another (directly or indirectly). The love system has feedback mechanisms of communication, periods of calm and change, and boundaries that are usually defined by the lovers within the love system itself. The love system is simple but can be limited by the observer’s capacity to comprehend the complexity of the other lover in the system. The dating system can transfer some understanding and solutions to the love system but the love system obeys rules which cannot be understood by breaking them into parts, and may malfunction when an element is removed or altered significantly. Together, lovers in a love system provide each other with a coherent and unified way of viewing and interpreting the universe that they experience as love.

β€œThat couple has a finely tuned love system.”

β€œHis love system automatically fills the love bucket.”

by Love Bucket February 20, 2010

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System Exodus

System Exodus is an amazing discord server which were you can get amazing scripts. Only the best

Imagine not getting a script from System Exodus

by Jxnt May 26, 2020

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wonderland system

the did system of a person on tiktok who has a world of people and got diagnosed in their inner world by a doctor alter. their oldest alter is not human and is over 2000 years old. they have over 270 alters and they are different races and have different political views, some are republican. they also all have different accents and some have tics. they are probaby have schizophrenia because wtf.

do u think the wonderland system had the holocaust?

by orionandflynnskids January 6, 2022

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System 36

When your a quick finisher in bed and can get in and out in under a min!

Yo I was banging this girl and she told me her man was coming home in 3 mins..I had to give her that system 36 and I was gone!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

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The Wing System

Spite wings- Sex in spite of a person for past events.
Ugly Wings - Sex with a Ugly person.
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Pink - Sex with a white person and or getting your white wings and red at the same time
Black - Sex with a black person or a widow
White - Sex with a virgin
Red - Sex with a woman who is having her period
Brown - Anal sex
Green - Sex with someone who has an STD
Yellow - Sex while pissing
Silver - Sex with an old person
Blue / purple- Sex with a dead person and or in the water;
Purple- Sex with a dead person and or Pregnant chick.
Gold - first golden shower.
Grey - Sex with someone who has grandchildren.
Platinum - gone down on a girl and made her squirt.
Rainbow - pukes into your mouth when you're kissing and. or gay sex.
buffalo wings - a fat girl or Sex with The fat that sticks out around the sides of a woman's bra strap.
Knife wings - Sex with your best friends girlfriend.

Wing Commander- When all wings have been met.

I herd Jonesy scratched off some wings off the wing system!

by TheySayJones January 28, 2010

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