Nude Erection

Common mishearing of "New Direction". Usually peppered throughout political speeches and occasionally found in songs.

This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex.

"I have a nude erection for America!"

"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks

"Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..."

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Never nude

Never can be naked thus wears denim cut offs at all times.

Tobias is wearing his cut offs in the shower because he is a never nude.

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expired nudes

Nudes that are therefor out of date

Even though she was 15 , those expired nudes are amazing!

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Send Nudes

Send Nudes, another way of saying that you are going to send noodles to someone.

Oooh, I’m hungry, can you send nudes to me?

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do the nude

Take off your clothes and get naked. The essential act required for a nudie party, skinny dipping, hangin it, jumping in the gang shower and being a nudie.

Jason: "Every time I go to my girlfriend's house, we just do the nude and fuck."

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Nude Day

September 24 is the day when you send nudes to your loving boyfriend and he might send you some back ;).

Its Nude Day you gon' send me nudes?

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newbie nudes

Cool ass website where people can post naked pics of them selves.

My skanky neighbor posted her pic on newbie nudes.

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