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Conflation of the expressions drive me up a wall and driving me nuts. Basically when someone is annoying you so intensely it's almost like they're kicking you in the balls. Hence the reference to the word "nuts."
Co-worker: How's the project with Amy coming along?
Me: Holy moly ... she's really driving me up my nuts. I can't stand her constantly changing her mind about everything.
MAle genetalie that has been toyed around wiht a female lifeform.
OH man dude she done smacked on my nut sack.
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When you get smacked in the butt and it reverberates on to your nut or nuts.
He jiggle back clapped my nuts man.
Ooh, let's go!
Steve walks gayily down the street,
With his pants pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the beating of meat,
The cummies ready to go.
Are you ready, hey are you ready for this?
Are you fucking the woman with your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts
How do you think I'm gonna lose my voice,
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for all the cummies I had,
And left me dry to my balls.
Are you fapping, is your nutsack dry?
How long can you beat your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat.
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts
Hey!
Oohh, stroke it!
Bite my nuts!
Bite my nuts, hey!
Hey
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts, ow!
Another one bites my nuts, hey hey
Another one bites my nuts, eehhh ayyy
Ohh, shootout!
There are plenty of ways that you can stroke a man,
And bring him to the ground
You can beat it, you can eat it,
You can treat him bad, and edge him when he's down.
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm using both hands on my meat,
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
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When someone is all up in your shit and askin to many questions, so you tell them to get up off my nuts.
Darrel "man, man, when we gonna hang out, when you gonna pay me money, when you gonne give me my coke???!?!?!"
Juan "Get up off my nuts"
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A fantastic approach to take towards life, one that allows you the freedom to do what you'd like without having to worry about what other people think or feel about your choice of action
Jenny told my I had the smallest dick out of any guy she'd ever been with. The thing is, I jizzed on her face last night and could care less. So what got my nut!
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A derogatory phrase that embellishes the phrase "hold my nuts". By adding the "from the back", a whole new context is added to the situation. The individual is no longer standing eye to eye as an equal and merely offering a courtesy by bearing the weight of your tremendous jewels; oh no, said individual is bent over, embracing whatever emotions you intend to lay upon them, as well as, cradling your low hanging fruit in order to prolong the occasion. If I could describe this phrase in a single word, I would use domination, as the individual receiving said phrase is being described as the pinnacle of submissiveness.
(Look "fuck you" and "screw you" by definition imply you would like to partake in an act of coitus with said individual, however, both are used as a derogatory phrase to imply you do not enjoy said individual. A hate coitus if you will. This phrase takes it a step further. You are welcome.)
Reginald Booker Jr. : I must say, your jacket does not match your trousers, however, did you leave the house thinking that fashion choice was a bright idea?
Brad: Dude you tuck your shirt into your underwear and your tighty whiteys stick out sometimes.
Reginald Booker Jr. : *Scoffs* Why I never, I will be informing HR that I no long feel comfortable in your presence.
Brad: Hold my nuts from the back, Reginald.