Birded

When you're trying to have a perfectly normal conversation but bird finds a way to make it about sex and kink

Man, yesterday we were talking about grocery stores and we got birded big time.

oh yeah? how so?

He ended up talking about his favorite sex shop

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bird

A large amount of cocaine

Robin: You got any pills for tonight, man?
Will: Nah, but I'm pickin up a bird at 3..

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bird

Noun. The man's genitals.

That guy says he has a big bird.

We know he doesnt have much of a bird.

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Bird

A penis

"Woah dude, that's a big bird."

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Bird

A creature with wings.

There is a bird in the sky.

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bird

The middle finger.

That asshole just flipped me the bird!

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birds

ugly, no money having, groupie type female

I don't see why you worried bout that Birds they just haten cause they ain't on thier buisness

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