the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo
Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?
Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn
Hey, did you see Jeff's orangutan peaches when he was changing? So hot!
Another word for god. Presides over human deeds. Lives in the 7th dimension of IKEA. Can be bought for $20.
IKEA orangutan resides in my room. I am honored that such a marvel resides in my room.
A derogatory term used against black people to belittle them into submission
Police:That Sewer Orangutan has a gun in his hand
Using excessive expletives deleted in public, as for example, when quoting or discussing the President of the United States. From an episode of Sealab 2021 where an orangutan is shaved in Tijuana, Mexico, with judicious bleeps.
Somebody on Twitter is really shaving an orangutan about Public Enemy today.
A quartet of guys that have bigger balls than an Orangutan.
Those guys are an orangutan gang, they threw down tonight.
Another name for someone with ginger or red pubes.
Person one: hey, have you met the new boy?
Person two: yeah. He's such an orangutan downstairs.