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Polyethylene glycol, perverts. It's an useful chemical.
Don't forget to add PEG to your mass spec sample as the internal standard.
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When your pointview of life is positive them all of a sudden you change it to negative and vise versa.
person#1: oh man my pointview towards life keeping on bouncin from negative to positive i dont even know what am i now :(
person#2: your pegative
person#1: stfu reatard
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Peggings are just like jeggings except they are not of the jean material. They are pant/leggings and they are the new thing.
Today I wore a pair of peggings and I looked hot!
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"If you don't wear nail polish, you're probably a Peg"
"If you use bar soap, you're probably a Peg"
"If you eat hard boiled eggs out of a plastic bag, you're probably a Peg"
"If you are a female and have a mullet, then you're probably a Peg"
"If you wear wind breakers, then you're probably a Peg"
"If you use Head and Shoulders, then you're probably a Peg."
"I you don't have a cover on your cell phone, then you're probably a construction worker Peg"
"If you shave your face, then you're probably a Peg"
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Cuddling while watching Peggy Carter in Captain America
Monib: I would love to take my girlfriend on a pegging date. That would be so much fun.
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Who pegged that guy?
Mrs. Rubberstone pegged last night. She was 80 yrs old.
He almost got pegged in that auto accident last night.
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The act of receiving anal sex through a strap-on dildo. Mostly done by a girl to a guy. Pegging was invented by Paul ‘Pegging Paul’ Rouppe van der Voort in 2010. In 2010, Rouppe van der Voort, also known as Van der Voort Rouppe, wanted to spice his sex life with his then girlfriend. As such, the two decided to try anal sex with a strap-on while Paul was receiving. The rest is history.
‘I wonder if this girl is down to peg me tonight!’
‘Calm down Paul!’
‘They call me Pegging Paul for a reason!’
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