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Poly means many and tics means blood-sucking parasites.
Politics are covering me pubes.
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In the United States and North Korea: The fine art of mindfucking the average citizen into believing logical fallacies and getting rewarded with money, power, fame, and a place in the history books for doing so.
Everywhere else: The fine art of governing a country.
George W. Bush: "Al Qaeda attacked us because they were jealous of our freedom!"
Normal person: *sheepishly accepts bullshit assertion*
Intelligent person: "So, Mr. President, you expect me to believe that a terrorist network with more than enough resources to instigate a revolution and try to install more democratic governments than those that currently exist in Iraq and Afghanistan, decided to, instead of taking this course of action, attack the United States, its greatest potential ally in a hypothetical struggle for freedom? You expect me to believe that they childishly lashed out at us instead of working toward achieving greater liberty like the adults they are? You expect me to believe that we Americans are such hot shit that the entire population of the Middle Eastern world is secretly jealous of us? And you expect me to believe that 9/11 WASN'T motivated by the violent US interventionism in the Middle East that has cost so many innocent lives in that region, or covert CIA bombings which claimed many lives and were performed on targets that we had little reason to believe were actually housing terrorists, and also not by the Zionist pro-Israel attitude that we have taken in every dispute between Israel and any other country in that region, despite the circumstances? You, sir, are a brazen liar and an asshole. Go fuck yourself, and everyone that believes your insidious brand of bullshit politics is retarded."
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1) Things relating to politics, the actions of a government.
2) Lies so passive that you don't notice anymore. Especially true with America.
3) Something hormone enraged teenagers think they are, usually after listening to bad anarcho music. "Political" teens believe that by moshing and writing aimlessly when they're high they can change things.
They are also known to follow "anarchy" very losely, believing that the way to fix the system is to throw bricks through windows and egg homes. They do not vote to change the system, because according to them the system is flawed.
1) The election is a political process.
2) George W. Bush was legitimately voted into office. *cough* Florida *cough*
3) An example of teens who think they're political are "The PoCLITicals". A band composed of girls, The PoCLITicals talk about feminism at the age of 15-16, Regime change and etc while getting high and exploiting themselves by having aimless sex everywhere they go. Most of them live in 800,000 dollar homes and complain about life. Really this is a typical case of spoiled ignorance.
"My used condom is more political then you"
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Politics is a bunch of people standing around talking about who should be in charge of the government. Sometimes they use elections to decide who should be in charge. Other times they use things like hereditary blood lines. If none of this really works out, they just start killing each other.
Moma's don't let your babies grow up to do politics.
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Political in this context means the situation is about to get worse.
"It's going to be political next week man"
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A system that pretty much runs the world. Politics are the ways of politicians, and politics involve a LOT of things in the world, dealing with government especially.
"Politics make no sense."
-a smart person
"In politics, it's always intelligence VS intelligence. No one will ever win. But then again, as long as no one wins, we all have free-will instead of just ONE party thinking for us."
-me
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