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A man who is befriended by an attractive woman solely for the purpose of platonic friendship, and parading him around to social events.
Q: Hey, I saw you at the art opening with jessica last night - are you guys dating! A: No, I'm just her man-poodle.
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Someone who grabs a poodles leash while the dog is attached, and chokes the bloody thing to death. This situation mostly happens with the neighbors poodle.
Johny just performed a poodle hanger on Bobs dog.
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An adjective used to describe someone who is a proficient snuggler.
April...connoisseur of all things snuggling related. The one, the only..."CANOODLE POODLE"!
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Any hair, or an amazingly awesome hairdo. Especially one that shares a surprising resemblance to a poodle. If you cut/shave your hair, you are killing your poodle. Afros are very poodly (or poodley). Straight hair is an emo poodle. You get the picture.
Why did you kill your poodle friend! It looked so good before!
That (insert noun here) is soo poodley!
Pete Wentz is just one big emo poodle!
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A male being who serves feminism without ever questioning its validity. The purple poodle loves putting women above himself and lacks any form of self respect, just like he lacks his balls. Thus, he kowtows to the very women who humiliate and domesticate him. Purple poodles even applaud when a feminist spews open misandry and toxic lies. They viciously bark whenever feminism or women are criticized.
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"Do you know that Rupert is a member of the feminist supremacy association?"
"Yeah, I know that he`s a purple poodle."
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Man: "I think false rape accusations are a real danger for men"
Feminazi: "Help. I`m being oppressed by the patriarchy"
Purple poodle: "Woof woof ruff arf." *insults the oppressor*
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1. (noun) a large cart with wheels used for moving single or multiple poodles from one location to another
Cornelius: "Stanley, play time is over, will you bring the Poodle-Hopper into the rumpus room?"
Stanley: "Yes, immediately, sir"
A large fluffy line of cocaine. From Irvine Welsh novels (Trainspottng)
I cut up a couple of poodle legs from the gram I got from Begbie