poor man's Porsche

Usually a car like an 80's Nissan model 300zx, and driven by men like Tony that somehow believe they live in a time before they were born.

Mark: Here comes Tony in his Poor man's Porsche.
Adam: (sarcasticly)What an interesting car.
Mark: I see Tony gelled his hair once again.
Adam: What a douche.
Tony drives up.
Tony: Hey whats up guys?

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Porsch

An intermediary term that sits between Boujee and artistic, extra and classic, & fresh and ratchet.

that girl is eating cup ramen in a Chanel suit is so porsch.

Porsche punched

To hit someone so fast and clean they don’t want any more smoke.

He backed down like a bitch. No, I porsche punched his ass, you didn’t see it?

Porsche wanker

Some one who owns a Porsche and looses touch with reality, life and anything non Porsche related..... not to mention friends and other non Porsche social events.

Hey I know we have been having a weekly bike meets for months but I’ve gotta bail tonight as this car park Porsche meet has come up and there no way I can miss my Porsche wanker mates and their soft touch on my hairy bum cheeks

porsche wanker

porsche wanker is a likeable down to earth guy into german sports cars

i would rather be a porsche wanker than a ferrari f-wit, no one likes them !

Porsche Moment

when driving a Porsche. (typically a 911) The Porsche moment consists of going through a corner and the car suddenly losing all rear-end grip. if you counter-steer in this situation you will succumb to the Porsche moment as there is no way to save the car once it goes.

if you do manage to save it from spinning then your not going fast enough

I was on track to smash the lap record by half a second until I had a Porsche moment on the penultimate corner

porsche ramirez

yoo Porsche Will run yo shit if you need with her friends and she's so hot like how she's so funny and fun to be around but she's well known as a "poser" but she claims that she is not a "poser" she also says that she has 42 fortnite wins but that's no so true. but remember she is hottttt!! be careful she might steal ur man.

have you seen Porsche ramirez she rockin that thrasher and she was playing fortnite.