the sebass pose

A pose when you have both of your hands on each side of your hips and where one of your feet is place on an object, making your leg bent at 90 degrees. The pose can be referred to as the Captain Morgan logo. The name came from a man by the name of Sebastian, at parties when he's really smashed, he tends to stay in that sebass pose for an extensive amount of time. Do this pose and you will for sure get laid.

Dude this one girl was giving me head while my right foot was on the bed
Damn you must've been doing the sebass pose!
The sebass pose?
Yeah dude, Sebastian does it all the time when he's drunk
Oh yeah that's right, I didn't realize that till now, what a dude!

Gamer Pose

When a gamer leans forward.
The universal sign for giving effort
Grants +5 Skill

Person 1: *goes into gamer pose*
Person 2: Bro wtf

Sexy Pose

A pose in which one bends over and turns their head 360° multiple times.

All they wanted to do last night was a sexy pose the neck thing kinda freaks me out.

R.I.P. pose

The pose a dead gang member assumes in the airbrushed shirt of himself after he gets killed while gangbanging. The gang member is typically squatting down, and pointing both hands towards the camera, flashing his respective gang sign.

Whew, check out that dudes R.I.P. pose. He looks pretty ruthless, but I guess his dumbass is dead now anyways.

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T-Pose

An action of meme culture that all the weird band kids with ADHD do all the time and think their cool.

T-Pose haha I am superior to you peasants B)

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Corpse Pose

Sleeping is believing, breathing is deceiving.
Watch your heart, let it bleed, don't have faith in anything
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The drawback to living is finding yourself
Watch your heart let it bleed, don't have faith in anything

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Don't believe it if you see it, got to see it, to believe it
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Don't believe it if yo see it, don't believe it if you see it,
Got to see it to believe it.

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G Pose

To pose in your coolest stance.

"Hey have you seen Mike?"

"Yea, he's over there talking to some girls in his G Pose."

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