pump n pray

A form of birth control in which a no condom or contraception is being used, and the dude simply raw dogs, finishes inside and prays he doesn't get the girl pregnant (or an std).

Girl: "I'm not on birth control, do you have a condom?"

Guy: "I'll just pump n pray, baby, no one uses condoms anymore."

push 'n pray

Last resort strategy when constipated and four cups of Peet's coffee and half a dozen bran muffins just don't do the trick.

Oh man, I have such a logjam. Nothing's working. Guess I'll just have to push 'n pray.

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pray for a plane crash

Used to describe a situation of no hope, a hail Mary or act of God is needed. Often used for sports, when you hope the other team doesn't show up.

The Steelers are coming to town to play the Bengals this weekend, do you think Cincinnati can win?

The Bengals quarterback is out and our coach has no game plan, pray for a plane crash.

Pray the Gun Away

The false concept purported by Mike Huckabee and the American Religious Right that claims that somehow allowing prayer in public schools will some how magically reduce gun violence in schools.

The Religious Right tried to Pray the Gun Away, but sadly gun violence at school continued unabated .

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pray to the porcelain god

*Idiom*

The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.

Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.

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Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

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Pull Out And Pray

Method of contraception that is also a test of faith.

"Father forgive me for I have sinned........"

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