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A very stupid trend amongst todays teen and young 20 something expecting mothers who post weekly updates that really nobody needs to see or cares about, as if we forgot that you were pregnant from the week before. It is really retared and annoying and this trend needs to be stopped
stupid expecting mommy: this week my baby is 15 weeks, now 16 weeks, now 17 weeks etc... im glad they created the pregnancy updates app lolz omg jk not really
person in reality reading it: OMG WHO THE FUCK CARES, STOP IT ALREADY!!!
A point in life where you have reached a level of accomplishment that will not be threatened should you knock a girl up. Sexual relations that result in impregnation prior to this point may prevent the completion of an adequate level of schooling, and most certainly end in a shitty job/lifestyle (I.e. working at McDonald's and living in a trailer park).
Dude, nine months till you finish university and officially past the pregnancy point. You can bare back it worry free!
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*rip*
Girl: what was that
Boy: nothing uh haha
Girl: don't you dare tell me it ripped
Boy: uh then I won't...
Girl: $#&@#__##&#&#&#-#&@&&_#@#_@&£{`¶|¶®€{¢}€}¥}|}¢©©{¢¢©®✓!!!!!??!!!
Boy: my bad?
Yeah he was kind of an unexpected pregnancy.
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The result of the act of an anal creampie. i.e. semen creeping into the opening of the vagina after the man has pulled out.
Bill was having anal sex with Jill and climaxed in her butt. He promptly pulled out and the semen ricocheted into the opening of Jill's vagina. As a result of this act Jill became pregnant and Bill pays child support. Jill now has a ricochet pregnancy.
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A scientific impossibility, unless the male is surgically transgender.
That's as likely as male pregnancy
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When teens get pregnant.
The most effective way to prevent this is not condoms but fat ugly girls/beasts, and lots of em.
See Elyse, and ugly.
I think that girl was pregnant, oh wait it was just Elyse.
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At the fast food restaurant A&W order a double Teen burger and a Baby burger. Then put the Baby burger inside the double Teen and viola you've got a Teen Pregnancy burger.
"I was pretty hungry so I ordered a Teen pregnancy burger."
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