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An item, or items kept by someone after breaking up with their significant other. Usually clothes, but can be any item.
Your man lets you wear his sweater, you keep it, and upon the demise of the relationship you do not return it with his box of stuff.
Your woman leaves a bra at your house, and upon the demise of the relationship you do not return it with HER box of stuff.
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1. An award now given out frivolously.
2. An award given to President Barack Obama based on his first 17 days in office. The nomination deadline for the prize was 17 days after he took office.
3. An award given the President Barack Obama on the basis of the "hope" he inspires and what he "might" do while President.
The Nobel Peace Prize is yet another attempt to apologize for slavery.
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Getting some unexpected but very welcome recognition or windfall.
Winning something awesome, against the odds.
President Obama never saw that Nobel Peace Prize coming. Surprise!
I woke up this morning to a Peace Prize surprise: hot, naked booty! Thanks, beer!
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A person of relatively lower class or socioeconomic standing at an event comprised of people of higher class or socioeconomic standing.
Person 1: "How did those people get front row tickets to this play?"
Person 2: "They must be the Grand Prize Winners."
Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.
When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!
The prize for people who don't want a prize.
Mother Teresa won the Nobel Peace Prize after giving away every other prize she had.
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Said sarcastically to over commend an action or person who is really just average.
"Did you hear I passed my driving test?"
"Dude, that's Nobel-Prize worthy".
"I just cooked some awesome toast"
"Someone give that man a Nobel-prize"
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