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When you are truly, madly, in love with your wife or girlfriend and you don't care if anyone knows it.
Lots of hugs, and kisses, and holding hands even in front of your family and friends.
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when you and your buddies have a shitload of alcohol but your friend tells his girlfriend and his girlfriend and him take it and drink it all
US: Hey guys lets fucking party we got all this alcoholCHRIS: Lets stop off and hang out with rachel for a little bit
US: alright but then we'll PARTY
CHRIS: Hey baby i got you some alcohol
RACHEL: Oh you shouldnt have lets go drink it
CHRIS: It was for my friends
RACHEL:Fuck your friends were gonna drink it cause im currently holding a vicegrip on your balls and youll do whatever i say
CHRIS: ok baby lets go
US: What a fuckhead. hes pussy whipped
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A man that does not want to leave his significant other's side. Has no mind of his own and doesn't play with the boys or go out with them. Would rather sniff his significant others ass.
"Damn Bro, Tominic won't get on he is pussy whipped by Dimara"- Muinten, Lax, Mogan
When you'll do anything to get pussy.
Chad: damn that bitch is ugly. Lane will do anything for a lay
Mark: his ass is pussy whipped
What a male's friends call him when they are too ugly, stupid or otherwise misfortunate to find their own pussy.
1: "Dude, Alan never comes to the pub anymore, he's so pussy whipped"
2: "Yea, what an idiot"
1: "Yea, pussy sucks anyway"
2: "Yea"
1: "Dude, you wanna play Call of Duty?"