cock rash

Burning sensation of the female partner after dry sex. Burns when you pee too.

"Imma get cock rash if we dont use lube"

FUMIGA RASH

A RASH THAT IS CAUSED BY ITCHING YOUR BALLS WITH CHIGGERS ON THEM.

I WENT OUT IN THE WOODS AND CAUGHT THE FUMIGA RASH AND MY WIFE CAUGHT ME ITCHING MY BALLS AND SHE THOUGHT I CHEATED ON HER.

Cap rash

A term used to describe a cranial lesion which can result from wearing a hat too small for ones head. Also common amongst festival-goers who attach a cap tightly to their head to reduce the chances of pilfering by a less desirable other.

What's wrong with your head Dave?
Ahhh... Cap rash.

gash rash

A sexually transmitted disease, a beaver fever

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'gash rash'

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fanny rash

A sore point for many women

Whats's red and hairy?
"Fanny rash"
Do you get it?
"Yeah"
You get fanny rash? hahahahahaha

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Giving a Rash

To pester or annoy a person.

Cripes, this kid is giving me a rash.

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FAT RASH

The rash you get between your legs mainly on holiday when u sweat and your shorts rub and it goes all red and then stings like hell when you go in the sea??... dont act like you dont know.

Oh shit get the vaseline i have fat rash.
Its just Chaffin innit.

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