Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem

The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"

Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.

It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.

"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."

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Alabama fruit roll up

A sexual act in which you eat a girl on her period out and the blood and white chunks of discharge are left on your face until they dry. You then peel it off in strips and eat it like a fruit roll up.

My girl didn't want to have sex last night because of her period, but I'm a real man, so I gave her an Alabama fruit roll up.

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one pant leg rolled up

A trend either worn by: a- celebrities such as LL Cool J back in the early 90's or Eminem, b- the thug or gangsterish crowd, c- people who ride bikes.

Situation: Adam had "one pant leg rolled up" accidentally. Melissa gives him an awkward look. He says, "Yes I'm gangsta!" She replies, "You know who else wears their pants that way?... People who ride bikes!"
Hysterical.

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driver roll up the partition, please.

The request set by Beyoncé for her driver to roll up the partition of the car in order for her to have sex with her husband (Jay-Z) in the back seat of the car.

"Driver roll up the partition, please. I don't want you to see BeyBey on her knees"

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shit rolls up hill

a funny/sarcastic thing to say when you see a crappy car.
( playing on the phrase 'shit rolls down hill' )

Tommy; 'Well, whattaya know!?!'
Ed; ( climbing out of his Suzuki Samurai ) 'Huh? What's that?'
Tommy; 'Shit rolls up hill!'
Ed; 'Eat a dog-log ya jerk!'
Tommy; 'BA-Hahahahahahahaha!'

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fruit roll up candy burrtio

the best kind

fruit roll up candy burrtio, or frucb

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boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests

it's extremely hot. if you don't believe me, see for yourself

i am currently defining boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests
omg roll up your sleeves please, PLEASE