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When you feel like your brain is in the clouds and you become forgetful.
Every week since covid became a reality, I have a day or two where I swear I have “RONA-BRAIN”- Your brain is in the clouds and you become forgetful.
Definition 1: An erection caused by nothing else than the boredom and thought of the pussy that you used to/could get if it weren’t for this made up virus
Definition 2: an excuse for your unrelenting horniness to females that are not attractive if society was still normal
Also can be used to excuse an
Damn bro, this chick at work today gave me a huge Rona Bona I can’t get rid of.
I mean damn, she’s like a 2, but I would eat the ass out of Lizzo to get rid of this Rona Bona.
When your vaccine nurse is hot/handsome as hell.
You see the nurse?
Total gave me a Rona Bona.
Dec 31st 2019 someone in China ate a raw Bat, causing a global pandemic. Called Co-Vid19 or AKA the Corona Virus.
When it hit Canada in March of 2020 our nation shut down except for essential services like grocery stores, auto part suppliers, and delivery services. To keep these places operational and entice a traditionally lower paid work force to come in to work when the world needed them the most. Companies gave a temporary raise to those workers still showing up even if there was a potential risk to their health.
Worker: Hey Son are you coming to work on Monday?
Son: Of course I am, I got the Rona raise!
Rona Raise is slang term used to lighten the stress around a very serious situation, not to offend anyone.
Employer: Due to the Corona Virus out break we are giving everyone a temporary raise.
Non-consensual physical contact or closeness during the Corona pandemic
Please don’t Rona rape me I have asthma
Increased breast size due to quarantine from the Coronavirus.
"Did you see that quarantine selfie Suzy put on Instagram?"
"Yeah, she's got those rona titties!"
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A discarded face mask
On the way into Walmart, the parking lot was filled with rona pads.
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