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When the all the people in one room start fucking all the people in another room.
Sam and Ethan are a thing, Max and Marcy are a thing, if Nate started fucking the third roommate, then they would be roommating.
When your roommate and you get with the same girl at different times. You sweep the girl.
Yo dude whats good?
We just roommate swept some chick
An idiot that goes an looks for someone when they know exactly where they are at
My roommate stalker drove all over the city looking for me after I was MIA for 6 hours.
Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.
Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.
Roommates that are roommates, but fuck
John: "Hey Sari, wanna hang out?"
Sarah: "No, let's fuck."
John: "Okay step roommate!"
when you finish your college years, and you have no place to live but back with your parents. only the best roommates you will ever have because they pay for your food, water, electricity, etc.
guy 1: dude, i love living on my own!
guy 2: i think its kind of hard, i barely make my ends meet
guy 3: yeah, i don't think ill be able to live on my own yet, so i decided to move in with some post roommates.
Like a Boston Marriage, but much less platonic.
"Hey, is that your girlfriend?"
"We prefer the term Boston Roommates when we're in the Deep South."