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After fucking a girl so hard in the ass that she is a combination of the following
A.pisses her self
B.shits her self
C. her anus is ripped open with blood leaking out
You take a piece of bread jizz on it and wipe her ass with it and then roll it over and feed it to her. Bonus points if the inverted starfish occurs.
George: So what did you do last night?
John: Well Jill got really high and had the munchies; so me and Paul gave her a Sacramento sandwich
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Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.
"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"
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When you scrub your partner down but use your remains of the ejaculation and scrub each other down then the best part occurs when it becomes crusty
Andrew gave his grandma a Sacramento scrub down
The boogeyman of Northern California, this character has taken the form of various characterso ver time, including a demon, spirit, human and animal. It is said that he is virtually indestructible and roams the earth in the name of evil. There are several tales involving the Civil Servant, and they have a common theme- if a child misbehaves, then the Sacramento Civil Servant will get them and put them in his sack.
Not much is knonwn of the true origin of these stories. Some claim they were tall-tales spun by nomadic Lebanese immigrants wandering about Northern California at the turn of the 20th century. Others assert the stories are more recent, and are the work of a vindictive communist.
Borgnine, if you don't behave, the Sacramento Civil Servant will take you away!
If the Sacramento Civil Servant offers to trade you something, do not accept! His motive is pure evil!
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Having sex with two sisters and Cumming in one sisters mouth and she the spits the cum in her sisters vagina
& impregnating her
The twin sisters down the street are looking for a Sacramento Swap Meet.
I told them we're in Ohio
While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.
Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater
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A woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. She then places this up her vagina using the tin to push it all the way up. She then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.
"Hey Cindy, this party is boring"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"
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