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1) slang for baked potato
2) name for an ancient civilization
1) Give me a couple more schlongs
2) The aztecs were a very big schlong
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A male genital equipment which i soversized and "long". A very small penis would be known as a "schmall" or even "schedium" for an average sized one. Started in The Early 2005 By a Young Nerd To Bully Another Rival Nerd. However It Grew on the bullied nerd and now likes to have a schlong so changed to a schmall makes them mad. usually brings on bouts of anger and violence with dramatic consequences.
Nerd 1: Jonny's schlong is big and long, ooh he's going to rape you with it.
Jonny: It's not rape it's surprise sex ok!!!!
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The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.
A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.
If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time
Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad
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Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, tricked, conned. To be taken advantage of.
That bitch schlong doggled me into buying her dinner and didn't even give it up...
Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
1. An inviting vagina.
2. A familiar vagina where one can safely park a schlong.
You guys stay out, but I'm going home early. Why spend more money when I can go work that schlong garage back home?