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While watching inuyasha you start to masterbate on a fat girls breasts then you fill up a gatorade bottle with diarea and scream BONZAI while pouring the poo on a screwdriver and shoving it into her vagina but this cannot be done during the actual show it has to be done in a commercial break
Bob:Bettys mom must be in so much pain right now after I gave her that inuyasha screwdriver.
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A mixed drink that is a variation of the classic screwdriver. The Redneck screwdriver is 1 part moonshine and 2 parts sunny delight.
More commonly though, the redneck screwdriver uses bottom shelf vodka, since moonshine is hard to find.
"Whadda ya'll drankin"
"Li'l shine, and li'l sunny-dee"
"Sweet damn! Mix me up one of d'em Redneck Screwdrivers too gad dangit, I'm parched."
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Names after Scott Steiner.
A wrestling move that usually starts out with a wrestler picking up another wrestler in a stalling suplex position from a shortened amount of time. Then the wrestler rotates the person taking the move towards him slightly into a tombstone type position. Then the person giving the move executes a sitout tombstone piledriver.
*This can be very dangerous if the person taking the move doesn't know how to protect himself. Don't wrap your arms around the persons waste like a tombstone piledriver because you usually end up dumped on your head from that. The person taking it should wrap their right arm over the top of the shoulder towards his opponent and link his other arm under the armpit area and clutch his wrists tightly together. You should also tuck your head in.
DISCLAIMER: I'm not respondsible for what you do with this move. Exercise good judgement and remember that Jesus love you.
Search youtube for Steiner Screwdriver for an example of the move.
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A sex act when one person takes a screwdrivers and puts it up another person's butthole and twists it around repeatedly until blood is drawn.
Joe: "I heard Stew gave Mary a Mexican Screwdriver last night."
Mike: "Yeah, well she shouldn't have taken his truck."
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joe got a rusty screwdriver last night in prison, he must have dropped the soap
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An alcoholic beverage mix which includes, but not limited to, one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple kool aid
and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain that you could get in some bars' back storeroom( you might need permission for this one though). Usually served during law enforced "Happy Hour" in bars all across America. It came into popularity when President Reagan came to office.
Last call for alcohol
Last call for freedom of speech
Drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law
And don't forget our house special,
It's called the Tricky Dicky Screwdriver
5 o'clock vodka and Sunny D. Warning, may lead to "Dance 'o' clock" which is a bastardization of the name of the liquor used to create the drink, and the time at which the consumers of the beverage start dancing wildly and off-tempo to pretty much any audible sounds.
Morning After:
"Dear God, what have we done?"
"White Trash Screwdrivers."
"Ohhhhh...man...but that doesn't explain why there are people passed out on the hardwood floor?"
"That was from Dance 'o Clock..."
"Fuck, don't tell me Dance 'O clock just happened..."
"Yep. It just happened."
"Is there any Sunny D left?"
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