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When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina with the goal of producing cum and orgasming. It can be proceed by various forms of oral sex such as blow jobs and eating out
One day I came home late from work. I thought that my girlfriend/roommate Katie would be mad at me. However, when I walked through the door, she was sitting on the table in the kitchen wearing nothing more than she had been born in, her legs spread wide with her pink pussy glistening. "I've been waiting for you" she said, and immediately hopped of the table and ripped off my pants. I fell backward onto the floor, and she began to give me the best blowjob I had ever had. It was pure heaven. Even when I came in her mouth, she didn't pull away. As I stiffened again, she suddenly stopped and rearranged herself in the famous "69" position on top of me. I began to eat her out, and she made the most amazing sounds I have ever heard come from a person's mouth. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. "Answer it" Katie told me, "I asked a friend over". I went to the door, my erect penis in hand. When I opened it, I was greeted by Annmarie, Katie's best friend and the owner of the hugest boobs I had ever seen. She was wearing a tight pink tank top and a black mini-skirt, but not for long. She stepped over the threshold and ripped off her cloths, her breasts heaving with her breathing. She walked right past me and started eating out Katie, who was sitting on the couch. They were both making such nice sounds that I simply watched for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. Then Katie looked at me and motioned me towards Annmarie's butt. I took the hint and immediately began fucking her up the ass. She screamed in pain and pleasure mixed, and continued to eat Katie out, as I slammed into her again and again, faster and harder than I had ever fucked anyone in my entire life. Suddenly, I felt myself about to cum. I pulled out of Annmarie and shoved her onto the couch next to Katie and gave them both the biggest facial that they had ever had. This was the best night of my life, oral sex and anal sex with two beautiful girls.
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Either you're a pervert or your a Latin student, choose your path dumbass.
Me-Guess what my favorite number is?
Johnson-69?
Me-No! Sex!
Johnson-What the fuck you're such a fucking pervert
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After the party, Maria and Jake decided to go back to Jake's house. He wanted to show her his new jacuzzi. When they arrived, Jake led her out to the backyard and turned it on. "Let's try it out," Maria said. "sure," Jake said. they got into their bathing suits and slowly got into the whirling, hot, bubbly pool. Before they really knew what was happening, Jake came over to Maria and stared kissing her. she didn't refuse, and kissed him back.
They loved feeling each others mouths and being in the hot water. jake started massaging maria's breasts while they kissed. she took off her bikini top and let him squeeze them some more.
they did this for a while, and as they got more turned on it became more passionate and hot. jake pulled off his swim trunks and threw them out of the jacuzzi. maria let him remove her bikini bottom and then she started giving him an underwater handjob. he got really hard really fast. he took his dick and shoved it into her pussy.
he nailed her hard and fast, loving how it felt to be inside her. she started to feel the pleasure building up deep within her. "Oh, Jake. Ahhhh, oooohhhh. Harder, ooohhh. Aaaahhhh, oh, go faster, faster! Ohhhh, Jake, ooohh! Don't stop baby! Ooooohhhhh! Ahhh! Harder! Oh!" maria moaned and screamed as he penetrated her again and again. he finally hit her g-spot and she came harder than she'd ever come before. the orgasm rocked her body for three whole minutes. her screams and pulsing vagina along with the hot water and the bubbles made Jake cum into her.
he pulled out and they caught their breath.
Now that's what I call sex!
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Something thats comes up as a related word on 98% of Urban Dictionary Definitions.
DAMIIT! Why is Sex always a related word <0.o> lol
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What 90% of the Urban Dictionary consists of, usually with strange and inappropriate names, like 'Eiffel Tower', 'Ice Cream Sandwich', and so on and so forth.
Boy, is this website full of sex!
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i dunno about humans. but clams.... wow.
clams begin their lives as males, developing sex organs in about a year. when they get older, they may become female. now that's hot. basically they both let their stuff out into the ocean and it makes itself. they are so sexual that if they have real sex they won't be able to bare it and can die. the "stuff" meets up somewhere downstream and makes a larva that grows a foot, grabs the sand, makes a shell, and becomes a clam.
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a HOTT way of saying I love you. Insert dick into pussy and hump!
I opened my door one day, exhausted from working at McDonalds for 10 hours (dont judge) and my girlfriends sitting on the counter. We had never had sex before. She looks at me and simply says 'im ready'. Im grinned with excitement. I spread out her legs (her clothes still on) and stood in between them. I brushed my fingers through her long wavy black hair. She began frenching, so did I. I picked her up, with her legs still wrapped around my waist, and brought her into our bedroom. She stood against the wall and I held her. I began to pull down her skirt, then I unbuttoned her blouse. Every button that I did, she seemed to become more horny. Once Her Over-clothes were off, I began too work at her bra. She began to get impatient. She pushed me onto the bed and wipped off her bra and panties faster that I could say 'sexy'. I took off my clothes as well. Instead of getting ontop of me (which was what I expected), She went straight for my dick. She began sucking it and licking until it was hard. She then got up and went face to the wall, bent over, put her hands on the wall, spread her legs, and told me too come. I did as my lover requested. I got on my knees and began licking her clit I stuck my tounge into her wet pussy as far as it would go. She was moaning loudly by then. I stood up and began shoving my hard 6-inch dick into her pussy. I starting cumming and she moaned even louder. Then we got on the bed and I said "69". She understood me imediently. She Began licking my hard dick and balls, and I Stuck my warm fingers into her Pussy, then my tounge. Then I pulled her from my dick and lay on top of her. I began licking and sucking at her cold tits. By this time she was screaming "Josh, oh my gawd Josh, Harder" I began sucking her tits harder, and at the same time I put my dick into her pussy.
By the end, she was satisfied, and I was simply exhausted. We went too sleep quickly.
The next week she came downstairs and looked at me with a grin on her face. She said, "It happened, im pregnant" I hugged her with joy, and I proposed.
Then the whole thing started over again.**
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