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Feng Shui Doge

Feng Shui Doge is a very epik gamer who is cleansed and should be admin in BBB.

That man's in Feng Shui, he cleansed. Feng Shui Doge is the owner of Feng Shui.

by Feng Shui Doge March 25, 2021


Feng shui face

This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.

It is usually a term of effection.

Damon, your face has nice feng shui.

Or...
Damon, you've got a nice Feng shui face

by Feng Shui Face March 1, 2016


Faux Shui

Fake or alternative version of Feng Shui. May be spread like a meme (such as Feng Shui itself), or may be perpetrated (as a crime) upon fad-following wannabes who have more enthusiasm than intelligence.

Also, the concept of interior design moreover.

An American investigative television program exposed several so-called Feng Shui experts using hidden cameras which revealed that these lack-luster furniture arrangers were nothing more than Faux Shui con artists who could do nothing to improve the appearance or function of the space.

by FuzzyBS July 4, 2011


dong-shui

The art of attaining harmony and proper balance in the execution of a difficult sexual position, most specifically as it relates to male performance.

My partner and I were examining the latest Cosmo position suggestion in detail, and found that the dong-shui was rather poor as the athletic requirement borrowed too greatly from my other cardiovascular need.

by Metalman007 November 29, 2012


dump shui

The perfectly balanced atmosohere created for the ultimate confort during defication.

Bro, the dump shui in your bathroom is on point.

poop toilet dump comfort martha stewart

by oPtaylor March 7, 2016


Three way feng shui

When having a threesome it's the position of the three bodies in relationship with each other...could define what kind of activity will be taking place.

Elle didn't like the particular three way feng shui that had begun to happen...she decided to take advantage of Taylor when Gretchen decided to come up for air.

by Ellelo420 June 11, 2014


Finger shui

Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.

Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021