sleep

what normal people complain about doing to much of and insomniacs like me beg for.

GET SOME

normal ppl: oh no!!! i slept in im gonna be soo late!!! eww i look gross!!!!!

insomniacs: WHY WOULD YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT SLEEP?!?! I AM A ZOMBIE AND YOU ARE THE ONE COMPLAINING?!?!

insomniac then goes crazy and kills the complaining norm :(

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sleep

overrated, yet necessary if you'd like to function semi-normally for about 5 hours per day.

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Sleep

A fantastic drug that every person in the world is addicted to. This is something with which we are born with a hereditary built up tolerance to, deeming it absolutely impossible to ever have enough to truly satisfy our craving for it.

David: Hey man, you look like shit
Enrique: I know, I barely got any sleep yesterday
David: How much did you get
Enrique: 8 hours, but it never seems like enough

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sleep

What is this "sleep" you speak of?

"Go to sleep"? Is that like going to church?

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Sleeping

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.

The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.

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Sleep In

What probably 95% of the population would do if the war machine of school and work wasn’t so cruel and oppressive. Very few can do it regularly. For some reason it feels much better to sleep in and wake up at a time of your choosing. The people that run society get to sleep in, but they force their slaves to wake up really fuckin’ early, cutting them short always.

I can’t wait until the weekend, I’m going to sleep in until noon and enjoy my temporary freedom. Then its back to misery.

sleep

Verb/Action

Lying still ( usually in the dark) for an extended period of time (varying in each circumstance) until consciousness dissipates. Cognition can then return in several different ways; First occuring naturally, after an indeterminate amount of time, depending on an individuals sleep cycle and biorhythm. Secondly, it can manually be regained through use of an alarm either with a clock, a watch, or a phone. Lastly awareness of perception can be retrieved prematurely though abrupt, obnoxious external auditory and/or physical means, being the least likely of ways anyone would prefer to wake up.

I'm going to go to sleep now... GOD FUCKING HELP YOU IF YOU FUCKING WAKE ME UP BEFORE 12. Good night.