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When you have explosive diarrhea and it blows all over the rim of the bowl and bottom of the toilet seat.
Just like a moose sneeze, the same thing happens out of your ass.
when you think you're going to sneeze, but then you don't. it's there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!
Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze
Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?
Sneeze play is erotic sneezing on one or more sexual partners. It also encompasses sneezing during a sexual encounter. Often it is followed by other sexual acts but there are some who find it so titillating that they need no further stimulation.
I can't wait for flu season. That's when all my sneeze play fantasies will be fulfilled.
Man, I wish I could find some sneeze play porn.
I'm so lucky that my lover has sinus problems. I never realized how sexy that sneeze play can be!
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To ejaculate in any way, shape, or form.
Butters: You see Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady, into her vagina. Then, the hard penis will sneeze milk inside the ladies tunnel and after it's all done sneezing milk the penis stops being hard and the man looses interest in the lady.
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A sneeze that triggers off a shart. leaving you with a snotty nose and soiled underwear!
Bill....."I will have to change my underwear , i sneezed and the pressure triggered off a shart!"
Ted....."oh, you mean you've sneeze sharted..... you dirty bastard"
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Any girl named sophia, sophi, or sophie generally has a unique sneeze. It could be unique because of timing, pitch, or sound. The girl does not necessarily have to have the name "sophia", although any uniquely timed, unique sounding, or unique pitched female sneeze is still called a "sophia's sneeze".
Charlie: Let us have a moment of silence for our beloved friend and coworker, Steve Jobs.
Everyone: *silent*
Alice: *sneeze*
Charlie: Wow, well that's sophia's sneeze for you.
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Sophia: ACHAGAZUNHEIIIIGGHHT!!
Kyle: Figures. Your name is sophia, so obviously you'd have the signature "sophia's sneeze".
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Sophi: *sounding like a mouse* Achoo.
Frank: To be frank, you do have a sophia's sneeze
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a runny, watery shit, that explodes like a sneeze the minute sit on the toilet
That Thia food last night gave me a chocolate sneeze I would not soon forget.
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