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A dog you can get that has been trained to sniff out cum so you can tell if your girlfriend has been cheating on you.
He's got a cum sniffing dog.
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A statement made when one urgently needs to take a large dump. This is a visual reference referring to a piece of feces (the turtle) hanging out of the rectum, and "sniffing" one's underpants. This can also can be used to describe the moments prior to soiling yourself.
Brad: "Hey Alice, let's go have sex!"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"
Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"
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When someone falls down so drunk it appears that they are sniffing the dining room rug
Erik and Laura were so wasted they fell down and started sniffing the dining room rug
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this is a phrase from the cat in the hat when he was on the down low it also comes from the teltubys
snif aroo
this is a frase from the cat in the hat when he was on the down low
yo cat why are u in my house .no the pwder is not good for me
the cat : its not powder it speshel fary dust that will make you tuch the sky with one fine line
fine just one
cat: let 1 2 snif aroo head to heave
3 hours later
got enmore cat no i need mor i will do enthing
cat: enthinggggg
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Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.
I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!
A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.
"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."
"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."
A well known Australian statement first made in January 1992 by Western Australian Cricketer 'Frank Halliwell' towards international cricketer 'Tom Moody' during a cricket game at the WACA stadium. Tom stated, "he wont be out here long" and was replied to by Frank "Youve been sniffing too much glue mate" (resulting in a huge response of laughter from players, members of the WACA and those in the crowd including Tom himself)
The following 6 ball over, Halliwell smashed Moody for 4 sixes, with the 5th ball being hit out of the top of the WACA stadium (over the Dennis Lillie stand onto the street into a Police vehicles side window) and is now recorded as one of the largest 6s ever hit in the world during an official WACA/ACB (now Cricket Australia) cricket competition match. Toms #6 ball was hit for a 4 runs. Tom congradulated Frank after the match with a handshake and a beer.
Hey, I can kick that ball further than any of you
"Youve been sniffing too much glue"