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Sam Solomon

And that little one? That's Sam Solomon.
He's totally rich because his dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Sam Solomon knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.
That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

Sam Solomon could get it

by jakepauler420xd February 23, 2019


#1 Solomon

Solomon is the sub fandom name for Kang taehyun from tomorrow by together and @TYUNKKANG is the number one Solomon!!

OMG ARE YOU @TYUNKKANG THE #1 SOLOMON?

by @TYUNKKANG July 10, 2022

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Solomon

he’s really cute.

solomon can die

by dará February 27, 2022


Solomon

Make sure you have a wheel chair ready after a night of passion with Solomon. Hung like a horse and his to tongue could outrun a porsche.

Solomon

by Gerrry November 24, 2021


Solomon

sub fandom name of kpop boyband "Tomorrow X Together" taehyun

Moa 1 :Who is your bias in txt?
Moa 2: I am actually Solomon.

by Choi._.TOTO July 23, 2023


Solomon

A kid (usually black) that wears the same pair of Air Force ones for 5 years straight. He looks like kodak, and walks around like he doesn’t know where he is half the time. He’s a great topic of conversation and is obsessed with girls. He also usually has a man crush, and in some cases can end up following him around like he’s his dog.

Jace:Bro solomon do you think caitlin is hot?
Solomon: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG brooooo caitlin is SOOOOOOOO hot bro she’s is like bro she is like so hot bro oh maaaa goddddd like I sweada gooooodddd bro they donttttttt knowwwwwww it’s clipppppp.

by Jkai2004 September 22, 2019


Solomon

(noun.)
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.

Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.

A: Okay, so we can either go to Taco Bell or fuck.
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!

A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?

by cyclopentane July 11, 2024