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When someone talks to the point where the audience starts sleeping. Usually, listening to it is not even helpful.
I slept through the promotion speech. How about you? Oh, you did too? Nice.
Something that disappeared as soon as people started making useless lawsuits and made huge gripes about nothing. Most likely disappeared around when George W became first elected.
The whole "under god" pledge of allegence thing probably killed the freedom of speech.
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UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.
Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "
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Speech that others may or may not find offensive; a type subjective speech.
Hate Speech may include both actual hateful words or phrases that are rightly deemed unacceptable by society or may also include words or phrases that
a particularly vocal minor piece of society may find offensive, but really aren't offensive at all.
Franklin was banned from Twatter on the grounds of posting Hate Speech, when all he posted was a meme that depicted a blue whale saying "Respecc Whalemen!".
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A group of VERY weird teenagers who spend a lot of their time finding old scripts, writing new scripts, and presenting them to old people that they don't know at 5:00 every Saturday morning to compete for really big trophies and show off their social standards to other schools in their districts
"My speech team piece needs to be cleaner. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING"
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Sharing an Opinion or Fact with someone in a Exaggerated/Provocative way that causes them to get upset and react in Emotion rather than Logic.
Tate Speech is often used when sharing a opinion with someone you both agree on to cause mass confusion in the form of a "Mind Fuck"
Andrew Tate: "Men are Stronger than Women!"
Piers Morgan: "That's Sexist!"
Andrew Tate: "Well Piers, it's Scientifically proven through biology"
Piers Morgan: "True, but you can't say that, it's Sexist!"
Andrew Tate: "So we agree!"
Piers Morgan "Damnit I can't keep falling for Tate Speech!"
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1.n. The once-monthly assembly where departing seniors pass on their "wisdom" to younger students, i.e., spew bullshit for 30 free lunch sign-outs. Occasionaly, someone decides to be funny or rebelious, but usually ends up looking stupid. See also the extremely rare, "HomoSeniorous Speechus," given only when the school is in the theroes of homophobia.
"Shit, it's senior speeches today, and I left my pillow at home."
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"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."
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