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When you cum onto your hand and flick it in your partner's face.
When I Spider-Man that ho, she kicked me in the stomach and had me arrested for assault.
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When you've got the house all to yourself and can jerk off to pornhub on roku with the tv on its loudest setting. Shooting spiderweb everywhere
Alright! I've got the house to myself this evening. I can be a roku Spider man and sling Webs everywhere!
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A position of blowjob given by those who do not have the ability to use kneecaps.
Woah! Alaiza and Kelsey did it spider-man style! that's hardcore mann!
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set for release on may 4th 2007. for now anyway.
Venom and carnage will NOT be in it. I like them too, but its just not gonna happen.
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When a girl is jacking off a guy, and he cums in her hand, she throws the cum into his face and yells “Go web shooter!”
He thought it was going to be a special night, jokes on him. He got reverse Spider-Man’d
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When you kiss a girl upside down
I Spider-Man that hoe everyday
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The reason junior grimes has a chance to become the MCU’s WOLVERINE
But if not, then hey, atleast it’s better than far from and homecoming, right ?
junior grimes WILL BE THE NEW WOLVERINE FOR MCU once Spider-Man: no way home gets a new post credits scene…idk probably in a deleted scene
Junior Grimes Wolverine: hey bub *smokes a cigar*
Spider-Man: no way home is the best Spider-Man movie” -junior Grimes
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