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A split infinitive is an infitive with another word, usually an adverb, inserted. Thus 'to boldy go' is a split infinitive from the verb 'to go'.
There is a myth circulating among uninformed English teachers that the split infinitive is somehow incorrect, yet if you ask them they cannot come up with a reason besides "it's wrong". The truth of the matter is that infinitives have been split for nearly seven hundred years, and condemnation of this construction arose in the 1800s by applying Latin to English grammar -- a practice which in the age of modern linguistics is laughable. Language does not conform to arbitrary rules, much less rules from another language.
The next time your English teacher tells you the split infinitive is wrong, ask them why. I promise you will find the non-response hilarious.
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A game like bagtag but for females.
You walk up to a female friend and upwards Karate chop her vagina exclaiming “SLIT SPLIT!”
Friend: “Dude did you hear about that new game?”
Other friend: “yeah! Slit Split? It’s pretty hot dude”
Supporters who joined the fandom BEFORE one of the OG or most important band members left. Also can be used to describe people who prefer the music before the split. For example: Panic! At Disco's pre-split albums include: A Fever You Can't Sweat Out and Pretty. Odd. before major member Ryan Ross left. However, Vices & Virtues could be included in this genre.
Casey: "So, Rachel are you post or pre-split?"
Rachel: "Pre-split wbu?"
Rarely achieved; when you get that threesome and still get to hit your side chick after.
“Bro, hit that split conversion last night. Becky and Stephaine were the main course and went to Jessica’s after for dessert.”
When some establishment/person/company/entity has taken an object and made it inaccessible or removed it from public or personal consumption, they are said to have "split the oldies" on that object.
After using Facebook for a year, Phil split the oldies on MySpace.
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As a New Year's resolution, Liz split the oldies on her coffee addiction.
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Realizing that he really wanted to work with math, Suraj split the oldies on his English major.
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Nate split the oldies on his iPod mini when he got an iPod touch for Christmas.
When your peen is sucked so hard the juicy meat inside comes out, leaving only the remaining foreskin on your body.
"My girl stacey sucked so hard I got split peen"
Running away from a party or area when the police arive.
The cops showed up and we all pig split in the opposite direction.