To refer to somebody as a walking piece of shit.
Who invited this walking stool to the party?
the consistency of your shit
"How is your stool status today?"
Someone who takes a lot of shits.
He's taking another shit? Man, that guy's the king of stools.
A way to give your shit a meaningful value.
After a stool donation: "Hey, You won't believe. People paid me to eat my shit in pills!" - EWWWW!!!!!
The act of waking up to your dad and/or brothers morning wood.
Sally woke up to case of wooden stool
a person that bails out on parties, and is a real nuisance to plan events with because always ends up flaking
"Oh my god never make plans with Angie, she is such a Peri Stool"
"Angie is being such a Peri Stool, she is too busy riding horses to hang out with friends!"
A lying pile of shit
The word is formed from the name William "Barr," infamous Attorney General who lied to Congress, and "stool," a medical term for shit.
Trump got his personal barr stool, when William Barr became Attorney General.
The Barr Stool in Chief said, "Mexico will pay for the wall."
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