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Taking the original stranger to the next level and particularly applicable to Marvel fans.
You will need a piece of red cloth or cloak to symbolise the cloak of levitation.
Lean on your arm until completely numb as you normally would when attempting a stranger.
Once numb, fully wrap your hand in the "cloak of levitation" and begin the deed.
As in the Dr Strange film, it will seem the cloak is very helpful in these dangerous situations and will navigate you and yours to safety.
Upon completion simply discard the offending cloak/cloth and blame the multiverse.
Dr Strange: Horny AF I am but the ol' digits aren't quite able to grasp the big fella just yet. Any chance cloaky?
Cloak of levitation: *wrap and whack. I am the Dr Stranger
usually used as a farewell, inviting one to visit again or communicate more often
"What a nice visit. I look forward to seeing you next time. Now, don't be a stranger!"
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This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.
I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.
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The act of sitting on your hand until numb followed by a punch to your chick's head during sex (or anal). The effect is to protect your hand from any potential pain. In order to accomplish this, know the stranger and the donkey punch.
donkey punch the stranger
Cool guy: Bro I did the stranger punch on my girl last night!
Cool guy's friend: Sick! How's your hand?
Cool guy: No pain at all!
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Don't forget about me/Call me sometime
"See ya later"
"Ok, but don't be a stranger"
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Using an anesthetic agent to create a numbing sensation over the users penis to still allow erection, but dismiss any feeling in the area. This allows the user to masturbate his penis without any feeling creating a sensation that the user is jacking off another person.
Thomas is not openly gay, therefore he must use the reverse stranger in order to feel like he still with another man, and get the pleasure he wants at the same time.
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Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.
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