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A term that simultaneously says that a person is wrong about something and insults the Oakland Raiders' inability to play football.
Mike: Did you know that McDonalds is extremely healthy now?
George: Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl.
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a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.
also nice dick bro
it wont
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
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When a poop nuggets flies into a wang chung resulting in mass casualties of da bratwurst kind.
Jimmy was playing in da park when sum dood engaged into a superbowl snafu. It took 9 months of breast feeding to return him to his normal shelf.
A Prince concert with a football game in it for some reason
Superbowl XLI was a Prince Concert discuised as a football game
When one tall man holds a pocket pussy and slams it down onto another tall man’s penis
“Yo, dude, come to the court cuz I’m boutta SuperBowl slamdunk Brian’s cock”
“Ok bestie”
A bowl whose sum of it’s parts make it really super duper.
Tom Brady’s mom : Have you heard the news, dear? Our boy is bringing home a new Superbowl!
Tom Brady’s dad : Another one?!! What the fuck is wrong with that kid! Doesn’t he know real men eat their steak on a Superplate, not in a Superbowl?
The definition of chaotic de-evolution of the human mind
Hey bill, did you see the superbowl?
Ooga ooga ooga
I’ll take that as a yes