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Laser Vagina Surgery

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.

I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.

by Banana Wiggles February 2, 2007

19πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


breast enlargement surgery

A wonderful work of God, a gift to every straight man, lesbian, slut, self-aware robot man or genetic mutant. Praise!

My girlfriend had breast enlargement surgery, it ruined my life. I once got lost in there for three weeks.

by El Diablo de 1 October 23, 2013


They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

by Oioi4 December 9, 2018

28πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Irish Eye Surgery

Verb : the act of being skull fucked by a leprechaun

Bill found the pot of gold, and was on his way home when Mick the leprechaun jumped out to stop him "Bet ye weren't ready for a bit of Irish Eye Surgery" as he pulled out his stubby shillelagh...

by DoktorMoney November 20, 2020

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Penis Enlargement Surgery

A technique, involving surgery, aimed to increase the size of a human penis when felt insecure or lonely and depressed when looking at their tiny micropenis.

Did you hear that Banks got Penis Enlargement Surgery because apparently, he had a micropenis? At least hopefully he can stop being a huge douche and start pleasing his wife for once.

by Elongated Flaccid Rate March 1, 2019

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Eye Surgery

The act of masturbation to completion in one's eye

Joe and Adam gave each other eye surgery last night.

by Giiza June 1, 2010

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


They did surgery on a grape

It started when "they" did surgery on a grape to show the precision of β€œDa Vinci surgical system”. For some reason instagram user "simpledorito" posted a picture of an instagram screenshot where everything is written "they did suregery on a grape".

I was today years old when i found out that they did surgery on a grape

by Rrcndkvjeighcjdmmdjcmrmffjjvmf November 26, 2018

25πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž