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Another name for the longsword, so called because the style in which it is used is a 'bastard' hybrid of one and two handed fighting. The weapon is light enough that it can be used in one hand, but the hilt is long enough that a second hand can be added for additional power. Also called a hand-and-a-half sword
Somewhere between the short sword and the greatsword lies the bastard sword.
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A femme lesbian whose choice of weapon would be a sword
Girl 1: Wow look at her she’s giving sword lesbian vibes
Girl 2: Yeah I want her to stab me
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(v.) kill or killed. Can be used for present, past or future.
He will be put to the sword this day
Yes, ...he's being put to the sword
I will put him to the sword.
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The males' psychological response to the female bitch shield, in which the male may speak or act in a way that may seem rude or "douchey".
This is among the most effective ways to break down the female bitch shield. Please refer to the UrbanDictionary definition of bitch shield.
"Bro, you gotta equip yourself wit dat douche sword in order to penetrate her bitch shield."
Someone with a voracious appetite for cock. The sword vulture is a non discriminatory creature. Often, they can be found scavenging bar parking lots after last call.
Did I tell you I saw that sword vulture Monique, trolling the parking lot of the Almond tree last night?
The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.
"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"
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Refers to male genitalia, but can be used as an uncomplimetary adjective. Has a similar meaning to 'wanker'.
'That swine cut me up on the motorway, what a porksword!'
OR
'He thinks highlights look good in his mullet. Porksword!'
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