bubble wrap

fun little circles of plastic that when you pop, is a great stress relever

pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! bubble wrap is sooo cool!

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Barbie-wrapped

"Barbie wrapped" describes any item that is so thoroughly sealed, tied, welded, twistied, taped, glued, and sewn into its plastic packaging that a normal human being can't get it out without several hours, numerous sharp implements, two power tools, and a box of Band-Aids.

I tried to put together that RaptorGizmoTron after my kid went to sleep, but it was so Barbie-wrapped that I ended up in the ER getting stitches instead.

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Eagles wrap

Handy with three fingers usually from an inexperienced girl.

Hey man she gave me the worst Eagles wrap last night!

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Magic Wrap

Masturbating after a massive night out in order to escape temporarily from the ill feeling.

"FUCK ME, I'm in so much pain, even a magic wrap could not save me."

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bag wrap

stretching your balls to a comfortable length and bringing the skin over your penis and dropping the packing in someones mouth.

jonny bag wrapped steve last night.

bag wraps are both pleasing and fun to watch.

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wrapping presents

crying while masturbating

"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.

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Wrapping Legs

Another way of saying, having sex. Usually in the missionary position, when the guy is ontop of the girl and the girl wraps her legs around the guy's weist.

Hey dude I was Wrapping Legs with this girl the other night! It was hot!

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